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lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

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So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

(Source: stannisbaratheon)

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

ponderation:

Clear Azure Water of Jade Lake by Ken Poore

ponderation:

Clear Azure Water of Jade Lake by Ken Poore


BotFA first poster x

BotFA first poster x

(Source: thorinscrown)

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

johnlock-is-sublime:

So I found this website which has really cute fandom stuff…

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and then there’s this glow-in-the-dark gem…

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but also if you hover over the picture it shows you what the item looks like in plus size…

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so yeah you guys should probably check it out 

GUYS THIS IS REALLY AWESOME WE NEED TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

Derek “disco eyes” Hale

(Source: lonewolfed)

doctorpotterlock:

I came on this website for harry potter I did not expect to emerge as a multifandom feminist with a different sexuality

mamalaz:

The fact that Merlin makes random shit up to mortify Arthur always kills me. 

jackhoward:

The tissue is to protect the people’s elbow

(Source: fallontonight)

seizingthedaze:

pittsburghdream:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

thats sick

Wut

seizingthedaze:

pittsburghdream:

maketotaldestroyx:

j-wolf-harding:

Talk about teamwork.

Holy fuck

thats sick

Wut

(Source: relentless-soul)

Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

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WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

(Source: harrypotterheadcanons1)